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simply leeches the science
When we think of beauty we think of what is, but what if instead, we thought of what could be? Dr. Galen, a scientist at the Connerie Institute In Vancouver, Canada, known as the world-renowned leading Beauty & Wellness Institute of the World, discovered the secret to true life-changing beauty.It turns out an ancient technique, commonly used in Egyptian cultures, hidden away and dismissed with the introduction of BIG PHARMA holds secrets to endless youth. And once we rediscovered the magical technique we had to reveal it to the world. It is the time-honored practice of bloodletting.Bloodletting works by allowing the leeches to do what they were designed to do by nature, essentially blood was created and then used up; it did not circulate, and so it could "stagnate" in the extremities. The humoral balance was the basis of illness or health, the four humours being blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile, relating to the four Greek classical elements of air, water, earth, and fire respectively. Blood is the dominant humour and the one in most need of control. In order to balance the humours, the secret to ever-lasting beauty, a physician would either remove "excess" blood (plethora) from the patient.Essentially, the leeches act as a filter, they suck the bad blood with toxins out, and put the clean blood back into your body.


When we think of beauty we think of what is, but what if instead, we thought of what could be? Dr. Galen, a scientist at the Connerie Institute In Vancouver, Canada, known as the world-renowned leading Beauty & Wellness Institute of the World, discovered the secret to true life-changing beauty.
It turns out an ancient technique, commonly used in Egyptian cultures, hidden away and dismissed with the introduction of BIG PHARMA holds secrets to endless youth. And once we rediscovered the magical technique we had to reveal it to the world. It is the time-honored practice of bloodletting.
Bloodletting works by allowing the leeches to do what they were designed to do by nature, essentially blood was created and then used up; it did not circulate, and so it could "stagnate" in the extremities. The humoral balance was the basis of illness or health, the four humours being blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile, relating to the four Greek classical elements of air, water, earth, and fire respectively. Blood is the dominant humour and the one in most need of control. In order to balance the humours, the secret to ever-lasting beauty, a physician would either remove "excess" blood (plethora) from the patient.
Essentially, the leeches act as a filter, they suck the bad blood with toxins out, and put the clean blood back into your body.
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